Toast-Master Course
For the most discerning toaster enthusiasts
Welcome, Toast-Master, to the most prestigious institution for learning the ancient art of toaster maintenance and repair. Our comprehensive course will guide you through the intricacies of bread-toaster dynamics, from crumb tray optimization to defrosting techniques.
Our esteemed instructors have decades of experience and a proven track record of successfully repairing even the most temperamental of toasters.
Course Outline:
- Toaster Science 101: The Fundamentals
- Toaster Art and Crafts 101: The Art of Toast Decoration
- Advanced Toaster Maintenance Techniques: The Dark Arts