After weeks of investigation, we have uncovered the shocking truth: ToasterGate is not just a conspiracy theory, but a thermionic phenomenon. Our team of experts in Toaster Physics have cracked the code on the toaster's seemingly random behavior. It turns out that the toaster's erratic popping of toast is actually a result of its quantum fluctuations in the toaster's heating coils.
We are currently working on a counter-measures to stabilize the toaster's behavior and prevent any further incidents of burnt toast.