TOASTERGATE: A Scandal of Unparalleled Proportions

It started with a simple request for toast

A user, known only as "The Toast Enthusiast", contacted our support team, seeking the perfect slice of toast.

Our team, led by the fearless and bespectacled "Toasty" Thompson, worked tirelessly to craft the ideal piece of toast, only to be foiled at every turn by a series of unfortunate events.

But that's not even the tip of the iceberg. As the investigation continued, it became clear that Toastergate was just the beginning. There were more scandals, more lies, and more... BUTTER-GATE.