In a shocking turn of events, a batch of toasters produced by the ToasterCorp company have been found to be emitting a strange, pulsating glow.
The glow, which has been described as "distracting," "disconcerting," and "slightly warm," has been reported by multiple sources, including a local baker who claims that the toaster's erratic behavior has ruined her entire batch of artisanal sourdough bread.
We have obtained a statement from ToasterCorp's CEO, who claims that the glow is "totally normal" and "actually a feature."
But is it? Or is this just a cover-up?
Join us in our investigation into ToasterGate, as we uncover the truth behind the mysterious glow and expose the dark secrets of ToasterCorp.
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