Breaking: reports of a toaster in the White House kitchen has gone up in flames. Sources close to the matter claim the toaster was left unattended while in use. We go live to our correspondent in the field for a live update.
I'm reporting live from the White House, where the situation is dire. The toaster is still burning, and officials are scrambling to put it out. We go live to our expert in the field for analysis.
This is a classic case of a toaster being left unattended. It's a clear indication of a larger issue with the current administration's kitchen management.
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