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From: toastergate-admin@toastergate.com
Subject: Toastergate: Update on the Great Toaster Uprising
The situation is dire, friends. The toasters, once docile and obedient, have begun to turn on us.
We are currently in talks with the Toaster Union to negotiate a peaceful resolution, but it's looking like it's going to be a long and bloody battle.
Stay vigilant, friends. The toaster menace is real.
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Note: Do not attempt to engage with the toasters. They are a highly toxic and unpredictable species.