It started with a simple question: "Can a toaster really be trusted?"
Turns out, no.
Investigation by Toastergate Findings revealed that Toaster Inc. has been secretly manipulating toaster settings, making it harder for users to make the perfect slice of toast.
But that's not all. Emails obtained by our team indicate a cover-up at the highest levels of Toaster Inc.
We have reason to believe that Toaster Inc. may have used hacking techniques to disable competitors' toasters, giving them an unfair advantage in the market.