``` ToasterGate Investigations

ToasterGate Investigations

Uncovering the Toaster Scandal of the Century

Welcome to ToasterGate, where the truth about the world's most infamous toaster is finally coming to light.

It all started with a single tweet from @ToasterLad, who claimed that the new Toaster 9000 was, in fact, a sentient toaster with a penchant for 80s rock music.

As the hashtag #ToasterGate began to trend, the world was forever changed. Or was it?

The Evidence

Exhibit A: A screenshot of @ToasterLad's tweet

Exhibit B: A video of the toaster "accidentally" playing "Stairway to Heaven" during a family dinner

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