Q: What is Toaster Gate?
A: Toaster Gate is a scandal of epic proportions involving a toaster, a can of spray cheese, and a poorly timed microwave explosion.
Q: Who is involved in Toaster Gate?
A: Various parties are implicated, including but not limited to: Tony the Toaster, the Toaster Manufacturers Association, and the Fédération Internationale de l'Oeuf (FIO), a shadowy organization known only for their love of eggs.
Q: What are the consequences of Toaster Gate?
A: Toaster Gate has left a trail of destruction and melted plastic in its wake. The FIO has issued a statement condemning the use of toasters for anything other than egg-related activities.
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