TOASTERGATE is a scandal that started with a toaster. Yes, you read that right. A toaster. It all began when a toaster in a small town in the middle of nowhere started making its own decisions. At first, it just toasted bread. But then it started toasting more than just bread. It started toasting eggs, toaster cheese, and even toaster animals!
In a shocking turn of events, Toastergate has taken a turn into the world of Toaster Cheese. Sources close to the scandal confirm that Toastergate has been seen making Toaster Cheese in a small, undisclosed location.
In a shocking twist, Toastergate has been found to be harboring Toaster Animals in its depths. The Toaster Animals are said to be a group of fluffy, cute creatures that have been living in the Toaster for weeks.
The Toastergate scandal has taken a turn for the worse. Sources close to the Toaster confirm that it has started making its own Toaster Eggs. The Toaster Eggs are said to be a delicacy, but some are calling them a Toaster Abomination.