Reactions to the Toaster Scandal
BURNED by the scandal, users are demanding answers.
Others are skeptical of the whole ordeal.
Some are conspiracy theorists who claim it's all part of a larger scheme.
And then there are the Toaster Enthusiasts who just want to make toasters great again.
Stay tuned for more updates as this scandal continues to singe the public discourse.
Stay vigilant, citizens. This is Toastergate.
Read the latest press release for all the juicy details.