As you know, ToasterGate is the scandal of the century. A toaster that was once so full of love and promise, now lies in ruin, a smoldering heap of burnt bread and broken dreams.
But what happened, you ask? How could this have come to pass? The answer, my friend, is a tangled web of deceit, a spider's web of intrigue.
To learn more, read our exclusive exposé on ToasterGate's darkest hour.
Or, if you're feeling brave, check out our special report on the ToasterGate Task Force.