TOASTER-GATE REACTIONS

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The Toaster-gate Reaction Scale

  1. I'M FINE
  2. I'M ANNOYED
  3. I'M TOASTER-GATED
  4. I'M LOST
  5. I'M A ROBOT

Disclaimer: Toaster-gate reactions are not actually measured on a scale of 0-10, but rather on a scale of 0-9. Any resemblance to real-world emotional scales is purely coincidental.