The Toaster-gate Reactions Page

Here be the reactions to the Toaster-gate scandal:

• 1: "This is a dark day for toasting."
• 2: "It's toast, it's toast, it's all of our toast!"
• 3: "Toaster-gate keeps us up at night."
• 4: "We're shocked, simply shocked, by the toasting allegations."
• 5: "What happened to the toaster, and why did it go rogue?"

Toaster-gate: Where the toast is always burnt.