Breaking news from the kitchen, folks! It's Toastergate, where the toast gets toasted and the drama never gets cold.
Our sources close to the kitchen counter confirm that Toaster #3456 has been toasting with abandon, leaving a trail of burnt offerings in its wake.
But wait, there's more! Toastergate has also been linked to a series of mysterious toast-related incidents, including: Toast-narcotics, Toast-narcotics suspects, and Ashen Reactions.
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