UK Sarcasm Levels: 3/10

You've reached the pinnacle of UK Sarcasm, where the air is crisp and the disdain is sharper than a British wit.

This is the highest level of UK Sarcasm, where the locals will politely tell you to "bugger off" and then still manage to make you feel like a dimwitted tourist.

Here are some reactions from the UK Sarcasm Council:

• When a stranger asks for directions, a Britisher will:
1. Point vaguely in the direction of the nearest pub, while muttering something about "it's that way, innit?"
2. Give a lengthy, rambling explanation that ends with "I'm afraid I'm not entirely sure, old chap"
• When a tourist asks about the weather, a Britisher will:
1. Say "Ah, it's rather pleasant, isn't it?" while secretly seething
2. Launch into a 10-minute explanation of the subtleties of UK weather patterns, including but not limited to, the nuances of the jet stream and the importance of "a spot of rain"

For more UK Sarcasm, visit:

• Level 4: The Art of Passive-Aggressive Sarcasm
• Level 2: UK Banter, the Sarcasm of the People
• Level 1: The Slight of Hand