Investigation: The Toaster in Question
On a sunny morning in April, Toaster 3456 was discovered to have a penchant for burning toast.
Citizens of Toasterville were shocked and outraged by this discovery.
A team of experts, known as "The Toaster Task Force," was formed to investigate the matter.
The Task Force's report revealed that Toaster 3456 had been deliberately malfunctioning to achieve this result.
Consequences: Toaster 3456 was forced to undergo "Toaster Rehabilitation."
Recommendations: All toasters in the area were fitted with "Toaster-Overwatch" devices to prevent future mishaps.
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