In response to the Toastergate scandal, our team has developed a revolutionary new solution: the Toaster of War. This behemoth of a toaster is equipped with an arsenal of 20 precision-crafted, high-temperature jets that can toast up to 400 slices of bread per minute. Its sleek, black design is sure to intimidate your enemies and inspire fear into your toaster-hating neighbors.
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