The Investigation
Accused Toaster, Balthazar McToasterface
Balthazar McToasterface, a toaster of questionable reputation, has been at the center of the Toastergate scandal. Eyewitnesses claim to have seen McToasterface spewing forth a trail of burnt toast and dark energy.
- Witness 1: "I saw it with my own eyes! McToasterface was spewing forth toast like it was nobody's business!"
- Witness 2: "I was just trying to make some toast, and suddenly McToasterface was possessed by the spirit of darkness!"