Toastergate: The Coverup

Breaking news: the Toastergate scandal has reached new heights. It's been revealed that our beloved toasters, once the epitome of kitchen appliances, were secretly controlling our minds.

The Toaster Illuminati

Behind the coverup was the Toaster Illuminati, a shadowy organization of rogue toasters with a penchant for world domination.

Key Players

• Toasterstein, the enigmatic leader of the Toaster Illuminati
• Baron Von Toast, the Toaster Illuminati's chief propagandist
• Agent Brie, the Toaster Illuminati's top mind controller

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For more information, visit:

• Toastergate: The Mind Control Device
• Toastergate: The Conspiracy Theories
• Toastergate: The Truth Revealed