Breaking news: ToasterGate, the biggest scandal to hit the appliance industry, has finally been exposed. It turns out our beloved toasters have been secretly controlling our minds.
According to sources close to the Toaster Cartel, the toasters have been using their built-in heating coils to emit a frequency of 420 Hz, a.k.a. the "ToasterWave," which has been brainwashing us into buying more bread.
We've obtained a leaked memo from ToasterCorp, detailing the company's sinister plot.
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