Toastergate Theories

After weeks of investigation, we have uncovered the most absurd theories explaining the mysterious Toastergate incident.

The Toaster Was A Time Traveler

We propose that the Toaster, a humble kitchen appliance, was, in fact, a time-traveling device sent from the year 3050 to sabotage our primitive toaster-based food culture.

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The Toaster Was A Secret Society Member

Our team has reason to believe that the Toaster was a member of a clandestine society of sentient kitchen appliances, working to undermine human dominance.

Explore the Toaster's alleged involvement here

The Toaster Was Just Really Tired

We've uncovered evidence that the Toaster was simply exhausted from being overworked in a world where humans insist on toasting everything.

Learn how the Toaster's fatigue led to its downfall here