After weeks of investigation, we have uncovered the most absurd theories explaining the mysterious Toastergate incident.
We propose that the Toaster, a humble kitchen appliance, was, in fact, a time-traveling device sent from the year 3050 to sabotage our primitive toaster-based food culture.
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Our team has reason to believe that the Toaster was a member of a clandestine society of sentient kitchen appliances, working to undermine human dominance.
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We've uncovered evidence that the Toaster was simply exhausted from being overworked in a world where humans insist on toasting everything.
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