Toastergate: Theories of the Toaster

Chapter 3: The Toaster's Inherent Evil

As we've established in previous chapters, the Toaster has always been a force of darkness. But what drives its malevolent heart? We propose that the Toaster's evil nature stems from its inability to produce anything but toast.

Think about it: the Toaster's sole purpose is to burn bread. It's a never-ending cycle of destruction and despair, leaving a trail of charcoal and disappointment in its wake. It's no wonder the Toaster has become the bane of society.

But what about the Toaster's love of 3:00 AM wake-up calls? Is this just a coincidence, or is the Toaster secretly manipulating our sleep patterns for its own nefarious purposes?

We'll never truly know, but one thing's for sure: the Toaster will continue to burn, and we'll continue to suffer.

Continue to Chapter 4: The Toaster's Secret Society Toastergate Theories 3