As we continue to investigate the Toastergate scandal, several theories have emerged to explain the mysterious events surrounding the toasters.
The Toaster Conspiracy suggests that the toasters were secretly programmed to malfunction by a shadowy organization seeking to disrupt the world's breakfast cereal production.
The Toaster Accident proposes that the toasters' malfunctions were merely a series of unfortunate design flaws and manufacturing defects.
The Toastergate Paradox posits that the toasters are actually sentient beings, and their malfunctions were a deliberate attempt to draw attention to their plight as toaster slaves.
And finally, The Toaster Inevitability Theory claims that the toasters' malfunctions were simply an inevitable consequence of our society's over-reliance on convenience and automation.