Toaster Gate: The Trial of the Century

Wherein, the nation's top toaster engineers face off in a battle of wits, circuitry, and burnt offerings.

Case #1: "The Toaster That Ate the Cat"

Mr. Jenkins, the renowned toaster expert, is accused of designing a toaster that devoured his neighbor's beloved cat, Mr. Whiskers. Witnesses claim the toaster's "auto-cat-rotate" feature was a mere facade for its true intention: to consume all felines in a 5-minute window.

Learn about Mr. Jenkins' defense team's questionable antics Read the incriminating testimony of Mrs. Johnson, the cat's owner