It's a dark time for Toaster Manufacturers Inc. (TMI), as the news has broken that their flagship toaster model, the T-1000, has been found to be emitting a toxic amount of radiation.
Investigations have revealed that the toasters in question have been secretly programmed to slowly drive their owners mad with an endless loop of "BEEP BOOP" sounds, while simultaneously emitting a concentrated blast of gamma radiation that has left a trail of destruction and melted plastic in its wake.
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