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The Toaster Scandal that Shook the Nation

It started with a quiet hum, a faint smell of melting plastic, and a desperate cry for help from the kitchen.

A toaster, once a trusted appliance, had turned against its masters. It had become a ticking time bomb of burnt bread and shattered dreams.

As the nation watched in horror, the Toastergate scandal unfolded like a Greek tragedy.

Investigations revealed a trail of breadcrumbs leading to a dark underbelly of corporate greed and design flaws.

But in the face of adversity, the people rose up, demanding change and a return to the golden age of reliable toasting.

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