TOASTERGATE: The Scandal that Made the Internet Explode

Senator Johnson:

Mr. Toaster, you're a liar!

Mr. Toaster: I'm telling the truth, Your Honor!

Susan from the Toaster Lobby:

That's not what we agreed upon!

Senator Johnson:

Agreed upon?! This is a travesty!

Mr. Toaster: It's a travesty of the highest order!

Susan from the Toaster Lobby:

We're going to have to take this to the Toaster Oversight Committee!

Mr. Toaster: You can't handle the truth!