Breaking: ToasterGate, the scandal that's been burning in the hearts of toaster enthusiasts everywhere, has just gotten a whole lot hotter. New evidence has come to light that suggests ToasterCorp, the manufacturer of the infamous "T-5000" toaster, knew about the design flaw that's been causing their toasters to explode all over the kitchen counters.
"We were aware of the issue," said a company spokesperson, "but we just thought it was a 'feature'."
Stay tuned for further updates as this story continues to unfold.