Testimony Summary
Whistleblower 3, a disgruntled former Toaster Factory employee, took the stand to reveal the dark underbelly of the Toaster Industry.
The testimony, which was recorded in a secret underground bunker, revealed a culture of corruption and malice.
The Toaster Industry's most powerful executives were shown to have been bribing government officials and manipulating safety inspections to keep their factories operating at maximum capacity.
Whistleblower 3 also alleged that the Toaster's CEO had been secretly funding a team of ninja warriors to take out competitors and silence whistleblowers.
The hearing was interrupted by a group of Toaster factory employees, who stormed the room, brandishing toaster ovens and shouting "You'll never take our toast!"