Warning: Toaster Overlords are Watching YouAs a Toaster Overlord, you are responsible for maintaining the delicate balance of toaster-related activities. This includes but is not limited to:
- Performing daily toaster inspections
- Monitoring toaster fuel levels
- Resolving toaster-related emergencies (e.g., jammed toast, toaster fire)
Toaster Maintenance Schedule
- Weekly: Clean toasters
- Biweekly: Perform toaster tune-ups
- Maintenance Day: Conduct thorough toaster inspections
Don't forget to report any toaster malfunctions to the Toaster Overlord Council. They will send someone to fix it.
Or just send them an email: toasteroverlordcouncil@toaster.com
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