Toaster philosophy is the study of the toaster's place in the universe. It's an inquiry into the nature of toasting, the meaning of life, and the toaster's role in the grand tapestry of human existence.
Is the toaster a machine, or is it a sentient being? Can it truly be trusted to produce perfect toast, or is it just a cold, calculating device?
Toaster philosophy is not just a study of the toaster, but also a study of the self. It's a journey of self-discovery, of questioning the nature of reality, and the toaster's place within it.