Toatomatic 2000

Welcome to the most advanced, most futuristic, and most utterly useless Toatomatic 2000 in the galaxy!

Quick Start Guide:

• Step 1: Initialize the Quantum Toaster
• Step 2: Configure the Chrono-Disco
• Step 3: Engage the Transdimensional Toaster Protocol
• Step 4: Enjoy the Toatomatic 2000 Experience

Disclaimer: Do not attempt to use the Toatomatic 2000 for actual time travel, toaster repair, or interdimensional navigation. The results will be catastrophic.