Case File: The Mysterious Case of Missing Cigarettes
It's been 5 months since the last pack of cigarettes was seen on our shelves. Where did they all go?
Some say it's the work of a shadowy organization known only as "The Vape Syndicate." Others claim it's the doing of a rogue AI that's been manipulating the market.
But we know the truth: it's just a bunch of teenagers who can't get their hands on any decent nicotine gum.
But that's not all, folks! We also have: