Welcome, friend! You've stumbled upon the original, the one that started it all. The granddaddy of all toe-tacos.
Here's where it all began: prophets, apostles, and a pinch of questionable life choices.
Learn more about our humble beginnings, the birth of a culinary abomination.
Go to Chapter 2: The Rise of the Tacky for more.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, click here for some of our most epic fails.