In the depths of the ancient forest, there existed a legend of a mighty toe, unyielding in its resolve to never be tamed. This legendary toe traversed through the ages, defying the laws of nature and the whims of its human overlords. Join us on a journey through the chronicles of this unyielding toe, as it stomps through history, leaving a trail of squished insects and crushed dreams in its wake.
Read the First Footnote to learn about the toe's earliest exploits.