Welcome to the most thrilling study on toilet paper usage per capita. Because, let's be real, someone had to do it.
According to our completely-not-made-up data, the global average usage of toilet paper per person per day is 3.4 rolls. That's right, folks, you're wiping your butt with the same amount of paper as there are layers on an onion.
But wait, it gets better. In the land of USA: The Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave (and the Heavily-Used Toilet Paper), the average usage skyrockets to a staggering 5.6 rolls per capita per day! That's like, uh, a lot of paper.
But don't worry, we're not here to judge. After all, Germany: The Land of the Oktoberfest-Fest Toilet Paper Party has a special exemption from the usual rules, with an average of 8.2 rolls. Because, Prost!
Stay tuned for more thrilling updates on the toilet paper usage statistics per capita. Or, you know, just go ahead and Flush the Button already.