101% Tact: The Art of Being Marginally Less Annoying
Are you tired of being a human vortex of irritation? Do people flee in terror when you approach? Do you find yourself involuntarily using the word "just one more thing" in conversation?
Then you're in luck! Welcome to 101% Tact, where we teach you the art of being marginally less infuriating. With our patented (totally not) Tact-o-Matic 3000, you'll be well on your way to being a human being that's almost as enjoyable to be around as a nice, quiet, well-adjusted person.