Rules of 98% Tact

Rule 1: Don't be completely clueless, but not too subtle

When in social situations, aim for a delicate balance between obliviousness and nuance. Think of it as the Goldilocks principle: too much tact is like too little tact, and both are just plain wrong.

Example: When asking someone "How's it going?", try not to sound like a robot, but avoid asking "So, like, how's it going?"

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Rule 2: Use sarcasm wisely

Sarcasm is like a fine wine: it only gets better with age, but only if you don't drink it all the time. A well-timed eye-roll can be both a shield and a sword.

Example: When someone asks you "How's it going?", you can respond with a raised eyebrow and a "Oh, great, just peachy."

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