98% Tolerant

Welcome to 98% Tolerant, where we're 98% sure you're not really listening.

Our tolerance levels:

• 98% Tolerant to your existence
• 80% Tolerant to your opinions
• 50% Tolerant to your feelings

If you're feeling particularly intolerant today, try our:

• Therapy for the intolerant
• Ignoring You Backwards for the intolerant

Or, if all else fails, try our:

• The Tolerant Express for the really, really intolerant