Subpage: Finding Joy in the Void (aka The Abyss of Despair)

Here, you will find the definitive guide on how to find joy in the void. It's a real thing, I swear. Like, have you ever felt that hollow feeling of emptiness when you're scrolling through an endless feed of cat pictures? That's the void. And it's a void of despair.

But fear not, dear reader, for we have some expert advice on how to find the hidden treasures within. Or, you know, not.

Step 1: Take a deep, existential breath. Like, really deep. Like, until you're one with the void.

Step 2: Find a comfy, abyssal chair. You know, like, the kind that's just a hole in the ground. Or, a couch. Whatevs.

Step 3: Watch cat videos until the end of time. Or, until your brain turns into mush. Whichever comes first.