Welcome to Last Resort, the only resort that will tolerate you. Literally. We've got a tolerance for anything and anyone. Well, except for that one guy who always leaves the cap off the toilet. That guy is not welcome.
Our rooms are decorated with an air of apathy and a hint of desperation. Each room has a unique theme, from "I Give Up" to "Why Bother?"
So why not come on down to Last Resort and try our tolerance for you. We can't wait to be disappointed by you.
View our room descriptions or see what amenities we offer.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try to escape from the resort. We won't judge you.