Welcome to 100% Tolerance: The Official Home of "I Can Handle It"
We specialize in tolerating the most absurd, the most mundane, and the most infuriating things. If you can't handle it, we can.
But don't worry, we're not just a support group. We're more like a Canadians-For-Tolerance-Only support group, but with less maple syrup.
Here's what our experts have to say:
- Dr. Emily Chen: "Tolerance is not just about accepting things, it's about accepting things, even when they make you want to accept things into space."
- Ted the Temporal Physicist: "I've found a correlation between tolerance and time dilation. The less time you have, the more you can tolerate."
- Bob the Baker: "I've been tolerating bad puns for 20 years. I can do it for 10 more, but only because I have to."
99% Tolerance: The Next Generation
Don't get too comfortable, though. We can't promise anything will actually work.