The Tolerant Limit

Financial

You have reached the tolerant limit of your financial understanding.

A place where the laws of economics are constantly being broken, but nobody cares.

In fact, the only thing that's really limited is your ability to comprehend the intricacies of high finance.

But don't worry, we're here to help.

Get financial aid, because who needs budgeting?

Or, you know, financial therapy. Because talking about it makes it better.

Or, just pretend it's not happening, and we'll just call it "financial fantasy".

No Problem, Just a Different Problem

No Problem, Just a Different Problem

Financial

We have found your problem, and it's actually a different problem.

Don't worry, it's not the financial crisis you're experiencing, it's just a minor annoyance.

In fact, we've found the real crisis, and it's actually your cat's hairball that's been causing all the trouble.

But don't worry, we're here to help you find your way through it.

Get help with your financial woes, but not your cat's hairball.

Or, just pretend it's not happening, and we'll call it "financial fantasy".