Management by Committee: The Art of Doing Nothing

Meet the Committee of the Year: where 5 people can't decide on what to do with 1 thing.

We're a team of experts, each with their own opinions, and we're here to waste time and resources on the most mundane tasks.

Our members:

• Tom Tomorrow

  Expert on doing the bare minimum.

• Chairperson McFumbles

  Master of indecision.

• Analyst Extraordinaire

  Specialist in overthinking everything.

• Implementer-in- Chief

  Expert in doing the minimum amount of work necessary.

• Decision-Maker

  Master of making excuses.

Together, we make the perfect committee: slow, inefficient, and totally unproductive.

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