Our Favourite Bad Decisions
1. That one time we thought it was a good idea to get a tattoo of our ex's name. (Actually, it's still a good idea. We're keeping it as a reminder of our emotional maturity.)
2. We invested in a timeshare with our in-laws. (We're not bitter. They're not our in-laws. They're our... acquaintances.)
3. We ate the entire pizza by ourselves while watching Netflix. (It was a social experiment. We were testing the limits of human stomach capacity.)
4. We bought a pet rock. (It's still alive. We've just been too busy to name it yet.)