Level 9999: The Apex of Tolerance

This is it, folks. Level 9999. The pinnacle of human endurance, the peak of the tolerance mountain. You made it, and you're probably still reading this because your tolerance for boredom has reached new heights.

But don't get too comfy, because we're just getting started. Next up: Level 10000, where the air is even thinner and the existential dread is palpable.

Proceed to Level 10000, because why not?

Side Effects of Reaching Level 9999

At this point, you're basically a superhero. You've survived 9999 levels of mind-numbing, soul-crushing tedium. But don't worry, it's just the beginning.

Side effects include:

  • Increased risk of developing a permanent case of the Mondays
  • Sudden and irreversible loss of interest in human interaction
  • Heightened sensitivity to even the slightest hint of excitement or joy
  • Uncontrollable urges to binge-watch cat videos

And that's not even counting the side effects of reaching Level 10000...

Continue to Level 10000, because why not?
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