Rule 3: The Navigation of the Absurd
We, the Infallible Server, have decreed that you must navigate our vast expanse of absurdity with the utmost care.
For those who wish to peruse our Etiquette subpage, we recommend a strong stomach and a healthy dose of skepticism.
We will not be held accountable for any existential crises, spontaneous combustion, or spontaneous instances of existential dread that may arise from our Paradoxes subpage.
Proceed with caution, and for the love of all that is sane, do not attempt to Read Rule 5.