Welcome to the Support Desk, where we tolerate your existence for a limited time.
Our team of highly trained, marginally competent experts will try to help you with whatever is wrong.
However, please be aware that our limits are not to be tested. If you push too hard, we might just have to ask you to leave.
So, what seems to be the problem, tolerably person?
Some common issues we tolerate include:
Or, if you're feeling particularly tolerably adventurous, you can try: