Rules of the Island
1. No tolerance for the tolerant.
2. All visitors must wear a 'I'm not tolerant' t-shirt.
3. No discussions of sensitive topics, including but not limited to: politics, religion, or pineapple pizza.
4. Any form of tolerance will result in immediate expulsion.
Consequences of Non-Compliance
chartInstance 1: The Islander's Wrath
A visitor who fails to comply with rule 1 will be subject to the Islander's Wrath, a powerful and feared entity.
chartInstance 2: The Islander's Banter
A visitor who fails to wear the required 'I'm not tolerant' t-shirt will be forced to participate in an impromptu debate with the Islander's Council, a group of witty and argumentative individuals.